PITCHES TO YOUNGER MEN

Playing on their ego:
  • Finally be as good as you tell your friends you are. MyPleasure.com.
  • Finally be the kind of lover you tell people you are. MyPleasure.com
  • MyPleasure.com. It's like a guarantee that she'll never fake it.
  • Never again ask "Did you 'you know'?".
  • Think of them as power tools for the bedroom.
  • MyPleasure.com. Accessories to trick out your lovelife.
  • It's her turn to beg for sex.
  • An online instruction manual to women.
  • Do things she hoped you knew about.
  • It's the next best thing to a threesome.
  • Do things you only see in dirty movies.
  • Do things you only see on late night cable tv.
PITCHES TO OLDER WOMEN

For a renewed sense of sexual desirability:
  • It's like having a cute boy flirt with you.
  • It's almost as good as people asking if you've lost weight.
  • It's how you feel when you get a really great haircut.
  • Your sexual prime starts today!
For greater sexual confidence:
  • Image: A raised eyebrow.
    Headline: Make porn stars jealous.
  • Image: A curled up whip or black garters.
    Headline: Embrace your wild side.
  • Image: Picture of a bedroom.
    Headline: Walk in like you own the room.
  • Image: Naughty or nice on a checklist.
    Headline: It's all about choice.
For a reason to take some "me" time.:
  • You deserve higher-quality "Quality Time".
  • Image: Picture of a bed?
    Headline: A great reason to go to bed early
  • Image: Women in tub from the neck up.
    Headline: Let your fingers get wrinkly.
PRODUCT TAGLINES FOR PURE BLISS MASSAGER
  • A High Tech Massager For High Tech Stress
  • A Massager With Curves So Sexy We Should Have Named It "Inga"
  • Gloves Wish They Fit Your Hands This Well
  • Earn a Merit Badge in Removing Knots (From Muscles)
  • Handheld Heaven
  • Not Just Another Pretty Shape
  • Relaxation In The Palm Of Your Hand
  • It Looks Futuristic, Because It Is
  • The Strong And Silent Type

Pitched Ad Campaign concepts

Description: When the company started to make some real money, we considered doing an ad campaign. It was later nixed in favor of other projects. Here are some of the ad ideas I came up with.

The Scoop: I love brainstorming sessions for the free flowing, unconventional thinking it requires. The fast-paced, clever, often humorous thinking that happens at a good brainstorming session is part of why I got in to the design field.